Living this pretty life as a pretty woman for twenty-one years and I'm pretty educated.

59oz:

Don’t fuck up with a good girl.

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

U WAS MY BABY, MY FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE

mylifeaslesbian:

dogs do solidarity better than most humans.

"   My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.   "
My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)